Malaysia's National Excuse

What I learnt during my Moral Education Lecture today.


This is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,
mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not
digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too
cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the
pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t remove
make-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going to
watch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU'?
On the way.

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
Still cheaper than other country la... .

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
There was accident on the other side of the road.. of
course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh
lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE :
Everybody doing what.

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these
days


If you agree on all of above, then you're a true Malaysian. Cheers !